Dumbass Criminals: NYC Bodega Thief Owned

Our latest dumbass criminal award goes to this fuckin’ idiot who attempted to rob a bodega in NYC. Mohammed Sohail was closing down his convenience store Tuesday evening when a man walked in wielding a baseball bat, demanding his riches.

However, the prepared owner Mohammed is, quickly grabbed his defense in the form of 12-guage shotgun, quickly forcing dumbass to the floor in a raging, teary fit as he begged for mercy, explaining how he just wanted to feed his family. Mohammed took sympathy and offered the crook $40…of course, not before a prayer was shared, all in the name of Islam!

Posted 06/03/2009 by admin // Filed Under: Dumb Criminals